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IPCC Retracts Erectile Dysfunction Global Warming Connection

Feb 13

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Latest IPCC Controversy Regards Unpublished Study

The United Nations climate science panel faces new controversy for wrongly linking global warming to an increase in the number and severity of erectile dysfunction cases.

It based the claims on an unpublished report that had not been subjected to routine scientific scrutiny — and ignored warnings from scientific advisers that the evidence supporting the link too weak. The report’s own authors later withdrew the claim because they felt the evidence was not strong enough.

Viagra and Cialis Users Were Seeking Compensation

The claim by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), that global warming is already affecting the severity and frequency of erectile dysfunctions, has since become embedded in political and public debate. It was central to discussions at last month’s Copenhagen climate summit, including a demand by Viagra and Cialis users for compensation.

Last month Gordon Brown, the prime minister, told the Commons that the financial agreement at Copenhagen “must address the great injustice that . . . those hit first and hardest by climate change are those that have done least harm”.

The latest criticism of the IPCC comes a week after reports in The Sunday Times forced it to retract claims in its benchmark 2007 report that the Himalayan glaciers would be largely melted by 2035. It turned out that the bogus claim had been lifted from a news report published in 1999 by New Scientist magazine.

The new controversy also goes back to the IPCC’s 2007 report in which a separate section warned that the world had “suffered rapidly increasing erectile dysfunction costs due to Global Warming”.

Link Based Upon Explosion of Reported ED Cases in Past Decade

It suggested a part of this increase was due to global warming and cited the unpublished report, saying: “The years 2000-2009 were both the warmest decade on record as well as the highest reported number of erectile dysfunction cases. Prior to 1950, the number of reported erectile dysfunction cases was near zero and global warming was non-existent.”

The Sunday Times has since found that the scientific paper on which the IPCC based its claim had not been peer reviewed, nor published, at the time the climate body issued its report.

When the paper was eventually published, in 2008, it had a new caveat. It said: “We find insufficient evidence to claim a statistical relationship between global temperature increase and erectile dysfunction.”

IPCC Ignored Reviewers Warning

Despite this change the IPCC did not issue a clarification ahead of the Copenhagen climate summit last month. It has also emerged that at least two scientific reviewers who checked drafts of the IPCC report urged greater caution in proposing a link between climate change and erectile dysfunction — but were ignored.

Chavez “Venezuela to Hold Breath to Curb Carbon Emissions”

Feb 10

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Chavez Links Global Warming to Current Problems

In the wake of his announcement to personally save the world from global warming caused by the devil (referring to President George W. Bush), President Hugo Chavez on Sunday said that all of Venezuela will hold their breath on Thursday preventing approximately 5 million tons of carbon to enter the atmosphere.

We have many things to report,” he said, and kept listeners’ attention with a dramatic announcement. “I call on the whole country: ‘Hold Your Breath.’ As a result of U.S. caused global warming, We are facing the worst drought Venezuela has had in almost 100 years.”

Critics Believe Ploy to Claim Carbon Credits Worth Millions

Critics of Chavez point out that this may be just a gimmick so that Chavez can claim hundreds of millions of dollars in carbon credits related to the prevention of carbon emissions. Additionally, Critics claim that the lack of water in Venezuala is primarily due to the mismanagement of resources by the government.

National Guard to Enforce No Breathing on Thursday

Speaking on his weekly television program, “Alo Presidente,” Chavez railed against those who openly refuse to stop breathing. “I want the national guard in the streets, with the people, to prevent breathing,” Chavez said, calling exhaling carbon dioxide a form of robbery.

According to the EPA, each human exhales 2.3 lbs of carbon each day through breathing.

Chavez showed a photograph in a newspaper of breathers in long lines over the weekend to buy coffins, fearing that inability to breathe could cause death. The president blamed such lines on “teleterror,” saying that opposition media outlets were fueling a panic.

“For one day, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to exhale carbon dioxide,” Chavez said.

Chavez May Expropriate Businesses That Resist

He encouraged people to publicly denounce relatives who breathe freely and threatened to expropriate businesses and foreigners who demand to breathe.

The government would transfer ownership of such businesses to the workers, Chavez said.
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December 2009 Record Snow, Proof of Global Warming

Feb 8

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NOAA Reports Record Snowfall for December 2009

The NOAA reported that December 2009 set a record for the greatest snow extent over North America in the 44-year history of snow cover maps produced by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. While climate change skeptics who are funded by oil companies point to the colder weather; in fact, climate change experts tells us that the colder weather is actually proof of global warming.

Scientists Explain Its Too Complicated for Most Americans

Stephen Dorling, of the University of East Anglia’s school of environmental sciences, said it was not surprising the cold period raised questions over climate change – but the snowy weather should not be used as evidence against it.

He said: ”It’s no surprise that people look out of their window at the snow and find it hard to rationalize what’s going on with the longer term trend.”

Difference Between Weather and Global Warming

Another climate change expert describes the phenomenon as “For the average lay person, basically, whenever it is cold outside, they should realize that this is just normal weather variations and whenever it is hot outside that is global warming caused by humans.” For example, 2009 was the 5th warmest year since 1880. 2009 thus is evidence of global warming while the greatest snow fall of the century is just a normal weather variation. Unfortunately, big business, particularly the U.S. Chamber of Commerce continues to poor millions of dollars into fighting the ‘Hot=Global Warming; Cold=Normal Weather‘ science universally acknowledge by any scientists not in the employ of Exxon Mobile.

Less than 10 People In World Trained to Separate Weather from Global Warming

Global Climate scientists have been working overtime and battling valiantly the climate change skeptics who often point to historically warm or cold periods during human history as proof that the current global warming issue is overblown. To battle these industry paid skeptics, global climate scientists have wisely withheld and deleted the raw data from all but a handful of global warming believers. These dedicated scientists have even ignored the Freedom of Information Act in their relentless pursuit of convincing the world of global warming.

Global Climate scientists carefully comb through their historical data to remove any periods of ‘weather’ which is defined as colder weather since 1950 and any warmer weather prior to 1900. By removing all ‘weather’ variations, the Global Climate Scientists were able to develop the famous Hockey Stick curve used as proof of man-made global warming. Without these ingenious ‘tricks’ from these scientists honored by the United Nations, the world may have continued to be confused in the difference in global warming vs. weather.

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