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Before Apology, Tiger Woods Received Joe Biden Tongue Lashing

Tiger Woods join a long list of famous people who have received the famous Joe Biden tongue lashings. The lists include President George W. Bush and President Karzai of Afghanistan. During a dinner featuring hamburgers and fries, Biden and two other American representatives questioned Tiger about his infidelity. Tiger assured Biden that the rumors were untrue and he has no reason to apologize.

February 19th, 2010 | Posted in Sports | Read More »

Pakistan Interrogates Captured Taliban Leader as U.S. Doesn’t Use Harsh Techniques

The New York Times, which first reported the arrest of Mullah Baradar on its Web site late Monday, cited sources as saying that Pakistan was leading the interrogation of Baradar, but that Americans were also involved and had access to the intelligence.

The NY Times said the conditions of the questioning were unclear, noting that the Obama administration has banned harsh interrogations like waterboarding by Americans, but that the Pakistanis have “long been known to subject prisoners to brutal questioning.”

February 16th, 2010 | Posted in Afganistan,Foreign Policy | Read More »

IPCC Retracts Erectile Dysfunction Global Warming Connection

The IPCC is embarrased by the following: The years 2000-2009 were both the warmest decade on record as well as the highest reported number of erectile dysfunction cases. Prior to 1950, the number of reported erectile dysfunction cases was near zero and global warming was non-existent.

February 13th, 2010 | Posted in Global Warming,Science | Read More »

Berkeley Study Confirms Middle America is Stupid

Social scientists from Berkeley who study Middle America have long debated the relative importance of Middle America’s basic intelligence (“after all an unusual number of them go to church”) in the decision of which political party to support. Many university political scientists lean toward the view that most intelligent people will vote for Democrats, given [...]

February 12th, 2010 | Posted in Science | Read More »

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